THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD COMPLIMENTS YOUR WANG

Justin Bieber’s privates have spread all over the internet thanks to the telephoto lens of paparazzi when he was vacationing in Bora Bora with a model.  Seems his father is impressed with the size of his wang and decided to share that on Twitter, cause that’s not weird at all. 

Source: TMZ

Woman’s Eye Sealed Shut After Friend Mistakes Glue For Eye Drops

Her eyelid was glued down for more than a week.

You wanna know what I think? I think she better find a new friend. WHO mistakes superglue for eye drops?? Perhaps that wasn’t a mistake after all. 

An unlucky woman who glued her eye shut after her friend mistook glue for eye drops is finally getting the medical treatment she needs.

Katherine Gaydos of Lantana, Florida, got a piece of debris in her eye while blowing leaves last week, local news station WPBF reported Wednesday. She called to a friend for help, but instead of coming back with eye drops, the friend returned with a small bottle of fingernail glue — a product that can be used to apply artificial nails or tips.

“As soon as I felt it in my eye, I felt it burn, and I closed my eye and screamed ‘Call 911,'” she told WPBF-TV.

Source: HuffingtonPost

Butt Shaped Lamp Can Be Pinched On, Slapped Off

Yup. It’s a butt lamp. You smack it to turn it on, and smack it to turn it off.  Just in case you wondered what to give that person who already has everything… I bet they don’t have a butt lamp. 

This is the $1,200 ‘Slap It’ lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley.

Source: geekology

I actually saw these in a store recently.  If I was a guy, I’d be a little concerned about their “caution” of what to do in case it gets stuck. Cause that could be an interesting ER visit. 

Source: Amazon

 

 Are YOU having trouble taking a poo? Let this unicorn show you how it’s done, with Squatty Potty!

Source: SquattyPotty

So I saw the above meme and thought to myself, “Self, that’s a pretty outdated picture. I mean, who uses that kind of phone anymore? I’ve got cats. I can do better than that.”  So I had a little talk with my cat Fergus… and he agreed to help me.  Not really, I just put the phone next to him and took a picture.

MUCH BETTER MEME.  

Would YOU have a dead loved one’s TATTOO put in a frame? Bizarre new service offers to remove inked skin and turn it into a memento.

Awwww. That is… so beautiful. Or disturbing, depending on how you look at it.  Is anyone else thinking  ‘Silence of the Lambs’ right now? So I asked Mr. G which tattoo of mine he would get preserved. He said he’d have my whole back framed.  Or possibly made into a body pillow, so he can still cuddle with me. *snort*

So what do you think? Would you do it?

Source: DailyMail

Announcement of the Day: A Couple Reveals More than They Meant to in a Facebook Engagement Photo

Next time you want to announce a surprise engagement photo, you might want to crop the home pregnancy test out of the picture. 

Source: break

Hey guys, it’s National Dyslexia Month!!! I think this shirt is perfect.

Source: cheezburger

If these statistics are “per cat”, I’m looking at reducing the risk of a heart attack by 360% and stroke by 270%.  I’d say those are pretty good reasons for being a Crazy Cat Lady!

And that’s all the time I have for today. Tune in same time next week for another Weekend Entertainment Review!