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Weekly Entertainment

 

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Welcome to the weekend, my little gingersnaps!  As an avid reader, authors are celebrities to me.  In fact, living in Los Angeles, where celebrity sightings are frequent, when I go to a book signing event and meet an author I’m a big fan of, the level of fan-girling is off the chart, compared to what the rest of the world considers a “celebrity”.  So this week’s Entertainment Edition is dedicated to one of my favorite authors, Tara Sivec. I’ve met many authors, but she is one I have not yet met in person.  It’s only a matter of time. *rubs hands together in a non-devious manner*  (I don’t want to scare her) Some of the funniest books I’ve ever read have been written by Tara Sivec.  But she doesn’t just write romantic comedy.  She writes steamy books with suspense.  Lots of sex. *fans self*  This woman can write an excellent sex scene.  But come August 11th (see what I did there?), she will release her first “Dark” book called, “Bury Me”.  I’m a little bit of a wimp when it comes to dark books but honestly Tara Sivec could string a sentence together on a napkin and I would buy it and read it.  I’m told this one might require some alcohol or anti-anxiety meds.  I’ll let you know, as I will write a review after I read it.  

If you are already a fan of Tara Sivec’s, you should be a member of her Facebook group “Tara’s Tramps”.  They are hilarious, they are raunchy and what happens in Tara’s Tramps… rarely stays in Tara’s Tramps because they are so funny I have to share.  That means this week’s Weekly Entertainment Review material will ALL come from things posted in Tara’s Tramps by fellow Tramps.  

 

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Tara Sivec’s Next Book Releases August 11, 2015

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Weird

Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator.

Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator

 

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.

Of course his last name is Darwin. SMH. Apparently Darwin was fishing and this female gator had gotten a hold of his pant leg and dragged him into the water. He escaped and went about his plan of revenge. That plan was to keep the gator tied up and to have sex with her several times a day.  A man on a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and witnessed him doing the nasty (and I mean NASTY) with the gator and called the police. The witness said, “It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen. The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a sh*t that a man was having sex with it.”   Darwin says he’s not sexually attracted to gators and that this was him teaching this b*tch a lesson.  Darwin was arrested on multiple counts of animal cruelty and once count of illegally keeping a wild animal.  I know the perfect punishment.  I’m a native Floridian.  Just take Mr. Darwin out to any body of water in Florida for a night swim.  That will take care of him.  Or we can hang him, firing squad…  which ever is easier. *shrugs*

Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n*gger music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.

Source: Thugvirals via Tara’s Tramps (Valerie P.)

 

 

Review

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These fun shot glasses are available at both Rebel Circus and Amazon and are the perfect gift for the person who has everything, provided they are not Amish or serving the Catholic Church in a Nunnery/Monastery type setting.  Probably not for Mom and Dad either, depending on your relationship with your parents, but maybe your Grandma??  And perhaps not your judgmental older sister. But for everyone else, this seems like the perfect gift.  White Elephant gift, anyone?? Speaking of, they are currently on sale, a “Black Friday” sale in July at Rebel Circus.  Despite them being available at two places, one of which is Amazon, there are currently NO reviews for this item, which is just sad. I know this says “Review of the Week” but this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want here I put it here because I WANT a review. So anyone planning to get this item? Please review it for me and I’ll share it here. 

Source: Tara’s Tramps via Sarah H. 

 

Video

 

Who loves the Herbal Essence Shampoo commercials?  Yeah me neither.  But here’s an Herbal Elements commercial for men, which is hysterical.  

Source: Tara’s Tramps via Erica H.

 

 

Meme

 

*gigglesnort*

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Source: Tara’s Tramps via Rayni D.

 


WTF Pic

 

So it’s a bouncy house for adults? Will it make it easier to find the G Spot, or is everyone going to get distracted by, “Hey, bouncy house!” I know I would be bouncing my heart out in there. Or is this a 2-at-a-time bouncy house? If so, I’d imagine things could get really fun with Mr. G in there.

I’m noticing each corner is a wang, which makes me wonder why the one on the back left is blue. O_o

 

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Source: Tara’s Tramps via Maureen M.

 

Fail

Woman Crashes Her Car While Using A Sex Toy At The Wheel

When you think a news day can’t get any weirder, this happens. A woman caused a minor traffic accident because she was pleasuring herself with a sex toy.

 

Sadly, this article did not come with an accompanying picture of said driver or what she was using, so I decided to google, “using sex toy while driving” and THIS is what popped up on google images.  You gotta love google images.  I don’t really see the benefit of having one of these attached to your mobile phone.  Anyone out there have a good reason for this? (unless you set your phone to “vibrate” and ask everyone you know to call you at once.) *shrugs*  I mean, can you imagine taking a picture of your friends with this phone attachment?  Obviously you won’t have to remind your friends to smile, because they would be laughing their asses off while you point this at them.  But I’m pretty sure you’ll get a wang in every shot. 

 

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The article did name the sex toy the lady was using when she crashed into the other car. “A pink Rampant Rabbit sex toy”.  Once again, let’s go to google images for this…

 

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So THIS is what she was using.  I gotta tell you, just looking at it confuses me. I hope they have detailed instructions in English, and not like those infuriating IKEA instructions with an L-shaped wrench. Now keep in mind this happened in England, where most cars are stick shift.  Is this woman attempting to multitask? Because frankly she’s not very good at it, or she wouldn’t have hit a non-moving van.  We’re assuming she’s driving stick shift AND using a vibrator while driving.  Could she not wait until she reached her destination where she could then excuse herself to the loo for a few minutes? Though sometimes they say the journey IS the destination. 

 

The woman, described as being in her 30s, was reportedly driving a Mini when she suddenly lurched forward and shunted a stationary van being driven by a M&J Seafood employee.

The driver of the van later explained that it was his first day on the job – and when he was called into the company office at a later date, based in Cirencester, England, he feared he was about to be fired.

However his bosses told him that he wasn’t to blame as the incident had been caught on CCTV and that the film had caught something… interesting.

The CCTV footage allegedly showed the woman exit her vehicle holding a pink ‘Rampant Rabbit sex toy’ and hurriedly doing up her trousers. Caught red handed! Or should we say… pink?

A source told Mirror.co.uk: ‘The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said, “Have you seen this?”. He was like “what the f**k?”. They all had a good laugh.”‘

The company say they will not be releasing the ID of their driver or the CCTV footage.

Source: Tara’s Tramps via Kathleen H.

 

 

Win

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WTFFacts

“Three years ago, I published my first book- Seduction and Snacks. It was rejected by 35 publishers/editors for being too ‘crazy’ and ‘not realistic’ even though 95% of the book is all true things that happened in my crazy life with my crazy kids, family and friends.” -Tara Sivec

(This book is still one of my favorite books ever. -Ginger)

 

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And that’s all the time I have for today.  Have a great weekend and don’t do anything I would do.  If you haven’t read any books by Tara Sivec, what are you waiting for? I’d suggest you start with Seduction & Snacks.  You can thank me later.  Until next Saturday everyone…


Ginger

3 thoughts on “Weekly Entertainment Review – Tara Sivec Edition (NSFW)

  1. The alphabet meme… I just can’t! 😀 OMG! Too funny! I loved this and I really enjoy Tara Sivec’s writing, too! I met her at Wicked Book Weekend 2 years ago and she is a hoot in real life, too.

  2. Ah I dont know what my week would be with out things like dildo driving women and cum shot glasses. Thanks for the giggle 😀

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