Ginger

Weekly Entertainment

Well, hellooooooo my little gingersnaps! Today’s edition is a Deluxe NSFW Entertainment Review. If that’s not you’re thing, you’re in the wrong place.  

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Shaggy has some advice for defeating ISIS.

Filed by Bijan Samareh

LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 30:  Singer Shaggy attends The iHeartRadio Summer Pool Party at Caesars Palace on May 30, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

LAS VEGAS, NV – MAY 30: Singer Shaggy attends The iHeartRadio Summer Pool Party at Caesars Palace on May 30, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

 

Shaggy has some solid points to make about how to defeat Isis. Wait, what do you mean ‘who is Shaggy’?  Shaggy, who sang such top reggae hits as “Boombastic, Oh Carolina, In the Summertime, That Girl, Big Up…” No? Still not ringing a bell? That’s because when all you yahoos were in college experimenting with your sexuality and drugs, I was busy joining the Caribbean Students Association and learning all the latest dance moves from the Islands while studying the native language of Jamaica (Patois).  #TrueStory #ImNotActuallyCaribbean

 ANYWHO, Shaggy, who is a former marine, had this to say about defeating Isis: 

“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.

There’re two thing you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.”

I say, what have we got to lose? Let’s send Shaggy over there with a big supply of that Jamaican Weed and see if we can chill some extremists out.  If that doesn’t work, we can always send them tapes of Bob Ross painting landscapes. That will be sure to calm them down.

 

Sources: Miami New Times via Happyplace

 

Weird

This Chinese ‘Gameshow’ Is Extremely NSFW And Very Hands-On.

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I’m actually surprised this is from China and not Japan.  This brand new gameshow called, “The Handjob Competition”, features two lovely ladies, whose job is to jack off their male contestant to see who POPS first.  I wonder what the prize is, unless the game is the prize.  Loser goes to prison where they play an entirely different kind of game. O_o

If you’d like to see these two guys and their lovely assistants er… competing, click the video below.  I already watched it. I know who wins. *wiggles eyebrows*

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Source: Unilad

 

 

Review

 

Twerking has danced its way into every facet of culture, including sex toys. Pornhub has released details of its new TwerkingButt toy, and it will make you question everything.

 

Yes, so it’s a plastic butt that twerks, that has at least one hole and comes with a power hose for washing. *dryheave*  BUT… it twerks, and vibrates, and can do so much more!! I tried desperately to find some reviews out there on this thing, but found nothing, nada, zilch.  So if one of you plan to get one, drop me an email with your own review! 

 

After years of twerk research, it’s here:

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The $500 Classic Butt has a lifelike “warming temperature of 96.8 degrees,” and comes with virtual reality goggles for a full ~experience~.

 

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But for a cool $800 (it’s on sale!), the Deluxe Butt will ACTUALLY TWERK ON ITS OWN.

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Oh, and it also TWERKS TO YOUR PLAYLIST.

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Source: Buzzfeed
 

 

Video

F*ck That, A Guided Meditation.

Sometimes we just need an honest meditation.

 

 

Meme

 

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(Thanks Jack!)

 

WTF Pic

Penis Peppers All The Rage in Barcelona.

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Now if only we could find a way to incorporate this into the new Chinese game show!

 

Fail

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Source: cheezburger

Win

 

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And that’s all the time I have for today.  I hope I didn’t scar you too hard.  Perhaps next week will be all about babies and puppies. Until next time then…

WTFFacts

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Ginger

6 thoughts on “Weekly Entertainment Review – Deluxe NSFW Edition

  1. This whole post had me in stitches! I get that the loser is left to take care of business himself, but does he not also win in that he obviously has better endurance than the winner?

  2. Hahaha, that’s the SAME thing I said about the loser too! Glad I made you laugh!

  3. This had me laughing the whole time. I am just as surprised that it was Chinese that came up with that game. The loser gets blue apparently. I had fun reading this!

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