Helloooo my little gingersnaps! My apologies for missing last weekend’s entertainment review. I was in Sacramento to pick up my new kitty, a Scottish Fold named, “Haggis”. I attempted to get my review out, but after trying for 2 hours to get one picture uploaded, I finally gave up. Remind me never to get the cheaper, slower hotel wifi again.
Isn’t he cute?!!
Thank you Kim, for pointing out what breasts are really for, by showing us yours. #thanksnothanks
Noted feminist Kim Kardashian made a bold statement on Friday, when she reminded the world that her breasts do not exist for you to stare at. The reality star, who’s expecting her second child in December, said so much with just two emojis:
Man leads police on a wild chase, gets caught because he stopped to pet some cats.
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kittens!”
Oh come on… how bad can the guy be if he stops in the middle of the police chase to pet some cats. I’d let him pet my kitty. Oh stop that you perverts! I’m talking about my new kitty, Haggis!
After a night of doing drugs in a Boca Raton hotel room last Tuesday, Daniel Pinedo Velapatino, 21, stole thousands of dollars from his friend’s wallet and then led the police on a wild chase. While being pursued, Velapatino crashed a Lexus several times, including running into a police cruiser and a fire hydrant, before deciding to make a run for it on foot. Eventually the police were able to catch up with him, but only because he stopped to pet some cats.
Arnold Schwarzenegger voicing Darth Vader for the Original Star Wars Trilogy… *head goes ‘splodey*
One String, Two Cycles: Now There’s a Tampon You Can Share With Your Best Friend
Well I live in Los Angeles and my BFF lives in Atlanta. It’s gonna need one long ass string for us to use it. *gigglesnort* There’s no way this can be a real product.
“It’s like those best friend heart necklaces you used to wear in middle school, but for your vagina.”
Boom. We just wrote the tagline for this product. You’re welcome, everyone.
If you feel like your period has been too much of a solo effort, then you’re in luck.Friends Forever Tampons is here to make sure you can share visits from Aunt Flo with your bestie by sharing a tampon string. That’s right. Two tampons, one string. Ooo! We just thought of another tagline.
“It’s like those tin can telephone systems you used to make with your best friend, but for your vagina.”
“We guarantee that Friends Forever Tampons will bring you extremely close to your best friend for up to eight hours at a time,”
I LOVE this guy who leaves signs all around his town for his and our entertainment!
I Left These Fun Facts for People to Read at a Gas Station While They Wait for Their Gas to Pump
And that’s all the time I have for today. Have a wild and crazy weekend and don’t do anything I would do. Until next weekend, I’ll leave you with this one last thing…