Helloooo, my little gingersnaps! Have you guys been behaving yourselves? Has it been as hot for you as it has been for those of us in sunny California? Maybe we can get our minds off the heat by checking out the ridiculous news of the week. Here we go…
Justin Bieber has gone Platinum Blonde making us once again ask ourselves… are he and Miley Cyrus the same person? Have we seen them together at the same time in the same room?
Man Urinates On Passengers During Jet Blue Flight
An Oregon man is facing charges after he urinated on passengers during a flight from Anchorage to Portland, Oregon. After sleeping most of the flight, 27 year old Jeff Rubin started urinating in the crack between the seats in front of him, and onto the passengers sitting in that row.
Dude, I bet those passengers were pissed.
Welcome to the future of male masturbation. New adult toy lets you have sex with your iPad.
That’s right, with the Fleshlight LaunchPAD, you can attach a Fleshlight (a male masturbation tool in the shape of a flashlight) to your iPad. I have an iPad and I have never once wished I could have sex with it. Seriously though? How is this different than a handheld fleshlight? I have no idea, because I’m not a guy. But if you want to read a review of a guy who has tested and reviewed this product, CLICK HERE.
Introducing… the Man Bib
7-Eleven Will Now Deliver Weird ‘Date Night Pack’
7-Eleven has teamed up with delivery services in major cities (New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Washington DC and Boston) and one thing you can order is the “Date Night Pack”. This $20 Date Night Pack includes “chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, a chocolate bar, a Red Bull, gum, and condoms.”
So since the chocolate bar and Red Bull are both singular, (and the gum is questionable) does that mean you have to share those with your date??? “Here sugar, have half of my chocolate bar. I spared no expense getting the “Date Night Pack“.
They also have a $15 “Hangover Pack” with a pain reliever, Gatorade, a pepperoni pizza, and a turkey sandwich.
13 Times People Proved That Cross Stitching Could Be Hardcore… Seriously