Ginger: I did NOT read any of the Fifty Shades books and Spank read them all, so I figure the both of us were the perfect people to co-review this film, since we represent EVERY PERSON on planet earth… those that read the books, and those that didn’t.
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The Story and Origin of Spank and Ginger:
Ginger: In 2006 we met online as fellow adoption bloggers, who at the time went by Laura & Julie, and both adopted a child from Ethiopia that year.
Spank: Actually, G and I had a mutual admiration society with our blogs. …
Ginger: This is my term for your butt hole and is self-explanatory regarding my my feeling about it.
Spank: “No, go ahead and explain it. Tell us how you really feel.”
Ginger: “I feel like there is only one use for the no-no hole. …