Spank&Ginger

sgridiculousSpank: Hey Ginger, what are you getting Mr. G for Valentine’s Day?

 

Ginger: I know what I WON’T be getting him…  a chocolate mold of my anus!

 

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Spank: That’s not an exception to the no-no rule since it’s chocolate?

 

Ginger: NO! It’s the no-no hole made out of chocolate!  It’s still gross, though it won’t give you pink eye like real poo can.

 

Spank: Hmm… It’s actually the exact same color as what comes out of the no-no hole. *cringes* Come to think of it, this is turning into a great incentive to give up chocolate.

 

Ginger: Yes, it is! I’m switching to white chocolate.

 

Spank: I gotta wonder if it tastes like ass.

 

Ginger: How would you know what ass tastes like? *raises eyebrow*

 

Spank: I was married to an ass and that left a bad taste in my mouth, so…..

 

Ginger: Yes, yes you were. Maybe you should give HIM a chocolate mold of your ass.  Or maybe a bag of dicks. You can even send them anonymously!

 

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Spank: He is also a colossal dick. This could actually work.

 

Ginger: *gigglesnort* That is truth right there. What are you planning to get Mr. S for Valentine’s Day? You could give him this!

 

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Or if you’re hungry, you can get this…

 

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Spank: Mr. S tastes great with less calories so instead he’s getting a romantic evening with me and The Walking Dead.

 

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Ginger: You’re getting him Zombies?!

 

Spank: What else do you get a man who has brains?

 

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Ginger: For more Valentine’s Day gift ideas, check out The Try Guys taste testing edible lingerie! (NSFW)

 

 


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Hey readers, Spank and I are doing a Valentine’s Day giveaway of the signed paperbacks PUCKED, PUCKED Up and Pucked Over by author Helena Hunting. She didn’t just sign them, she wrote fun inscriptions in each book! One lucky winner will receive all three books. I (Ginger) have read all three of these books and not only gave them 5 star ratings, but also added them to my “favorites” and “books I’ll read again” shelves on Goodreads.

This giveaway INCLUDES the UK and Canada, as well as the United States. The giveaway will be open until Valentine’s Day at midnight EST and the winner will be announced the next day. (Monday, February 15th)

The Rafflecopter below will give you the chance to earn extra entries by following Spank and I on Twitter, liking our Facebook page, tweeting and sharing our giveaway and leaving a comment. In fact, you can tweet our giveaway as often as once a day, earning 3 entries each time.

 

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Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Spank and Giner

 

 

 

106 thoughts on “Valentine’s Day Book Giveaway of Signed “Pucked” Trilogy By Helena Hunting

  1. We’re having brunch in town, then grocery shopping at Walmart (very romantic), and then maybe watching movies this afternoon. Thanks!

  2. I spent a day with my sister today, so nothing really happening for ACTUAL valentine’s day. might try and find some chocolate to chow down on.

    -Lauren

  3. I’m single and have been for years. So every year me and my son spend valentines day having a movie night and I wouldn’t change it for anything.

  4. Great giveaway
    Would love to have books signed squeal yay!!
    We spend it together my husband and I.
    We go to dinner, then exchange cards we make for Valentine’s Day
    Thank you for the chance

  5. I actually will probably be watching The Walking Dead while eating peautbutter shaped hearts I bought myself.

  6. OMG I absolutely adore this series! Id love to put this on my shelf finally =) Deadpool was my valentine this year and it was glorious!

  7. Nothing fancy planned, just a nice dinner and maybe out to see a movie. Thanks for the chance and Happy Valentine’s Day!!

  8. No plans so I definitely won’t be wearing any pants, with a glass of wine, celebrating being single.

  9. For Valentine’s Day we are going to a botanical garden and shop at ikea. Then watch TWD! Thanks for this contest. Love Helena

  10. You gals are FUNNY!!! I don’t really have plans as hubby is going to be working the night shift..Maybe I’ll met him in the snow when he gets home..;).

  11. No plans… Our anniversary is at the end of the month so we do the lovey dovey stuff then 😉

  12. Omg! Y’all are hilarious!! Love this post! No major plans here, just staying home with the kiddos, hubby will probably have to work that night anyways. So, t.v. Or my kindle will be my date! Lol!! Ty for the chance at such an epic giveaway!

  13. 1) why in the hell would someone ever do that with chocolate
    2) pretty sure I’m gonna send like 50 of those bags of dicks, what a wonderful service
    3) the Pucked series is one of my favorite series out there funny with a great story and hot sex!

  14. Omg! This is an awesome blog! Yall are hilarious 🙂
    Happy Valentine’s day! I’ll be snuggled with my luv 🙂

  15. We’re thinking of taking the kids bowling in honor of Valentine’s Day! Thank you for the chance 🙂

  16. This is fucking hilarious! Lol Thanks for this awesome giveaway. You ladies kick ass.

  17. Amazing Giveaway!!! Shared on my blog with other Pucked fans!!! <3 <3 Would love to spend Valentines Day wrapped around these books lol

  18. I have no plans…hubby has to work that night. But we don’t really celebrate it anyway so it’s not a big deal

  19. Since my husband has to work until 8am that morning, I’ll be starting the day by letting him go to sleep. It’s just better for everyone. Then a romantic dinner with candlelight and our 5 year old’s crazy questions.

  20. We are staying home, having a nice dinner and watching a movie. Nothing too crazy! I think I’ll make the husband so the dishes though while I drink wine!

  21. My only plan is to grab a book and a blanket and hide from the real world by replacing it with a much better one for the day.

  22. Without a babysitter this weekend so very PG Valentines Plans. Probably taking my girls to Kung Fu panda.

  23. Awesome giveaway!!! Would love to win this!!!
    Think I’ll go see How to be Single…especially after what my husband did to me 🙁 the song cheater cheater comes to mind

  24. I’m not sure what my plans are. Me and my boyfriend broke up the other day and after a few days apart we talked and worked iy out bit haven’t made plans yet

  25. We don’t have any plans besides celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary Feb 12th…So its kind of a two-fer! Thanks for the giveaway and Happy Valentines Day!

  26. Amazing giveaway, thanks for the chance! My best friend and I will be spending Valentines Day together.

  27. Seeing as I’m hopelessly single I’ll probably just stay home and watch horror movies, cause at least then I won’t feel bad about not having a boyfriend. 😉

  28. Valentine’s day is also our wedding anniversary! We plan to have a romantic candlelight dinner on our back deck overlooking the oak trees surrounding our home. 💜 💜 💜

  29. With two teenagers my Valentine’s Day will most likely involve driving them to and/or from some type of function with their friends. It’s an exciting life, I know! 😊

  30. Hubs & I will also be sitting back watching The Walking Dead!!! Hubs & I also watched the try guys video & laughed our no no holes off!

  31. No plans. Hubby waited too long to get sitter and told me not to get hopes up about it. I believe him considering the lack of trying with Christmas.

  32. In all my excitement I forgot to tell you my Vday plans! 😂 I’ll be spending it with my babies since hubby is deployed. Maybe a fun Skype session after the kiddos are in bed. 😉 Thanks for the laugh and the chance! ❤❤

  33. I’m spending the day with my mom and my sister for a girls day for Valentine’s Day. Dinner and a movie 🙂

  34. Fingers crossed!! I’m dying for these books!! I have a serious girl crush on Helena! 😁😁

  35. I’m so excited about this giveaway, I’ve read the first two and Im dying to read the last one…so much so it’s driving me crazy…LOL!!! You guys had me laughing out loud at work, my manager thinks I’ve lost it..hehehe!!!

  36. My valentine day plans consist of sleeping in, walking on the beach, and watching Deadpool at the dinner theater with my man. It’ll be a great day.

  37. Usually my husband surprises my daughter and I with a fancy dinner and a small cute present. 🙂

  38. I don’t have any plans as yet for Valentines however I love surprises and the hubs knows that so he always try to surprise me whenever possible so I’m 100% sure there is one coming

  39. Amazing giveaway! How have I never seen your page. Very funny. Nothing special planned for Valentine’s Day.

  40. I’m going to see How to be Single with my friend on Valentine’s Day since we are both single. Thanks for the giveaway!

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