Spank: Hey Ginger, what are you getting Mr. G for Valentine’s Day?
Ginger: I know what I WON’T be getting him… a chocolate mold of my anus!
Spank: That’s not an exception to the no-no rule since it’s chocolate?
Ginger: NO! It’s the no-no hole made out of chocolate! It’s still gross, though it won’t give you pink eye like real poo can.
Spank: Hmm… It’s actually the exact same color as what comes out of the no-no hole. *cringes* Come to think of it, this is turning into a great incentive to give up chocolate.
Ginger: Yes, it is! I’m switching to white chocolate.
Spank: I gotta wonder if it tastes like ass.
Ginger: How would you know what ass tastes like? *raises eyebrow*
Spank: I was married to an ass and that left a bad taste in my mouth, so…..
Ginger: Yes, yes you were. Maybe you should give HIM a chocolate mold of your ass. Or maybe a bag of dicks. You can even send them anonymously!
Spank: He is also a colossal dick. This could actually work.
Ginger: *gigglesnort* That is truth right there. What are you planning to get Mr. S for Valentine’s Day? You could give him this!
Or if you’re hungry, you can get this…
Spank: Mr. S tastes great with less calories so instead he’s getting a romantic evening with me and The Walking Dead.
Ginger: You’re getting him Zombies?!
Spank: What else do you get a man who has brains?
Ginger: For more Valentine’s Day gift ideas, check out The Try Guys taste testing edible lingerie! (NSFW)
Hey readers, Spank and I are doing a Valentine’s Day giveaway of the signed paperbacks PUCKED, PUCKED Up and Pucked Over by author Helena Hunting. She didn’t just sign them, she wrote fun inscriptions in each book! One lucky winner will receive all three books. I (Ginger) have read all three of these books and not only gave them 5 star ratings, but also added them to my “favorites” and “books I’ll read again” shelves on Goodreads.
This giveaway INCLUDES the UK and Canada, as well as the United States. The giveaway will be open until Valentine’s Day at midnight EST and the winner will be announced the next day. (Monday, February 15th)
The Rafflecopter below will give you the chance to earn extra entries by following Spank and I on Twitter, liking our Facebook page, tweeting and sharing our giveaway and leaving a comment. In fact, you can tweet our giveaway as often as once a day, earning 3 entries each time.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!