Ginger: “Hey Spank, have you heard about that Passion Dust?”

Spank: “What’s that?”

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Ginger: “Well, according to the website,

‘PASSION DUST is a sparkalized capsule that is inserted into the vagina at least 1 hour prior to having sexual intercourse. As the capsules becomes increasingly warmed and moistened by the natural vaginal fluids it will begin to dissolve releasing the sparkling, candy flavored PASSION DUST inside of the capsule.’  

So essentially you stick it in your beaver, wait an hour and then it sparkles like diamonds.” 


Spank: “If this was a thing in 2008, every man would have been convinced they were f*cking a Alice Cullen. “It’s time….”



Ginger: “If you’re gonna talk Twilight, it’s better than screwing a male Cullen.  Can you imagine? They’re cold and hard as marble. Who wants to have sex with a cold, marble clam hammer?”



Spank: *blink blink* “But, seriously, glittery vaginal fluid would be perfectly paired with rainbow colored condoms.”




Ginger: *gigglesnort* “It would be like having sex with a unicorn! Though maybe slightly less painful.”


Spank: “People are saying…




But… what do nine out of ten doctors say?”


Ginger: “Well actually 10 out of 10 Gynecologists are telling women not to place foreign objects like these magical capsules in their hoo haws because they could lead to vaginal abrasions and other infections such as bacterial vaginosis or thrush and inflammation.”



Spank: “So doctors are unanimously against women having a magic vagina? A magical vagina!?!?!!! I am weighing the risks.”




Ginger: “Like psshaw, what do they know? I’d rather have a tasty, magical cock socket than worry about infections. Wouldn’t we all?”


Spank: “Hmmm….. Something smells fishy, and I don’t mean the vajayjay. As a side note, if your vajayjay smells like fish, please see a doctor.”


Ginger: “Vaginosis smosis! I think they’re making it up because they’re just jealous it’s sold out and they can’t get their own hands on it.  They want to have tasty, magical coochie canoes too.”


Spank: “Betcha Dr. Carlisle Cullen would approve of a sparkly vajayjay.”




Ginger: “That’s not the only controversial thing Dr. Cullen would approve of.”










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6 thoughts on “Sparklepuss (A Ridiculous Conversation) and KA Giveaway Winner!

  1. It sounds like fun but then I think of the glitter like sand and how much it sucks to get sand in your bathing suit bottoms and ew. Nope!!

  2. Omg this sounds terrible.
    Also I’m 8.5 months pregnant, so can you imagine using it, then going into labor and your doctor seeing sparkles coming out of your vaheen??? (Definitely would not do that while pregnant…)

  3. OMg Sparkly vagina! Magical Vagina! Not gonna lie, I thought about it for a hot minute

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