Spank&Ginger

sgridiculousManscaping_700_327

space

Ginger: According to Urban Dictionary, the top definition of Manscaping is….

space

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 5.05.03 PM

space

fee85d83ecaaea593cccc39da78df1a2

space

1256747413_manscaping_1004315

space

Spank: Did you hear that? That was Mr. Webster shaking in his boots:

boot

noun

Definition of BOOT

1:  a fitted covering (as of leather or rubber) for the foot and usually reaching above the ankle

2:  an instrument of torture used to crush the leg and foot

space

But we are here today to examine a very specific form of manscaping.  One Mr. Urban did not cover. Pubescaping. *copyright pending.

space

imgres

space

Ginger: At some point in recent culture, it became popular for guys to shave their twig and berries bald. Why? WHYYYYYY?

space

Spank: Slick Willies.

ed2acd0e212f72f360e3aeb568b0cb82-224x300

space

Ginger: Do men think it’s attractive to resemble a pre-pubescent boy?

space

Spank: I am not a priest so… no.

space

space

Ginger: OMG… I can’t believe you went there. Actually yes, I can.

space

Spank: I am nothing if not pre-dic(k)table, G.  I think I need to tell the good people of the interwebs WHY I’m pro-pube.  See, the thing is… when I’m in bed with my man, I like knowing he’s, you know, a man.  And nothing says man like that soft curl between my fingers as I… *pauses* Hold up.. we don’t want a special rating for this blog. *clears my throat* Nevermind.

space

pubic-hair-demotivational-poster-1242423815

space

Ginger: EXACTLY. Seriously… Who is manlier, this guy?

space

Screen Shot 2015-06-04 at 3.34.06 PM

space

 Or Ginger Guy? *singing* “Strawberry Fields, Forever

space

Seth-Fornea-Masculine-Desire-Burbujas-De-Deseo-016_0

space

Spank: If you have to hold a gun that big, you’re definitely overcompensating.  I also can’t help but wonder if Ginger Guy named his lil man Won-Won.

space

Ginger:  *gigglesnort* That guy with the rifle needs to be holding the stock a little higher because it doesn’t look like there’s much to block.

space

Spank: It seems we here at The Spank and Ginger Show are decidedly #TeamPube and there is medical evidence to support our position which explains why you should be certain your pubes remain strong, wiry defense mechanisms against stuff and thangs….space

Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds. Rather than suffering a comparison to a bristle brush, frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that irritation is combined with the warm moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture medium for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens, namely Group A Streptococcus, Staphylococcus aureus and its recently mutated cousin methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). There is an increase in staph boils and abscesses, necessitating incisions to drain the infection, resulting in scarring that can be significant. It is not at all unusual to find pustules and other hair-follicle inflammation papules on shaved genitals.

Additionally, I’ve seen cellulitis (soft-tissue bacterial infection without abscess) of the scrotum, labia and penis as a result of spread of bacteria from shaving or from sexual contact with strep or staph bacteria from a partner’s skin. Some clinicians are finding that freshly shaved pubic areas and genitals are also more vulnerable to herpes infections due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to viruses carried by mouth or genitals. It follows that there may be vulnerability to spread of other STIs as well.

Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, protection from bacteria and other unwanted pathogens, and is the visible result of long-awaited adolescent hormones, certainly nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about.” –KevinMD.com

space

space

Ginger: That’s some nasty sounding shit right there.

space

And honestly, how do guys learn to shave their pubes? Is there a manual for this?  

space

manscaping_demotivational_poster_by_scarehuman-d51uq5c

space

Spank: Men have manuals for EVERYTHING, Ginger…!  I just hope they’re using a different razor for their face.

space

fc177f9c2aa156ba993fa8c393bc8971b71f0654a64f8a3b6da6fbe882a383f3

space

Ginger: Well, I don’t think they should be using hair removal cream either.  Look at this Amazon review for Veet from this poor bloke across the pond. 

space

“DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS” a review of: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel…

“Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don’t have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.space(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)”

amazon.co.uk

space

00k1

space

Spank: You know how guys are always scratching their “knob and bollocks”?  I bet it’s ’cause they have stubble.

space

space

Ginger: You are a genius, Spank. We have a perfect way to detect who’s shaving their pubes and who’s a real man going natural.

space

So… unless you were not reading everything we said, have a traumatic brain injury or an IQ less than 70, you can see that both of us think men should be men and keep their pubes.

space

hqdefault

space

Ginger: Hey Spank, is there any reason we here at the Spank and Ginger Show endorse removal of the male pubes?

space

Spank: If your partner wears braces…?

space

image

space

Spank and Giner

space

space
BUT WAIT!! THERE’S MORE….
space
We at the Spank and Ginger Show want to celebrate our blog redesign by giving away a $50 Amazon Gift Card. Yes, you read that right!!  (sorry, U.S. entries only)
space
space

Leave a comment to enter, which will unlock more options for you can gain more entries by: sharing this post, tweeting it, following us on Twitter, liking us on Facebook, and signing up to receive our posts via email.  It’s like entrypalooza up in here.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

52 thoughts on “Manscaping? Yes or No. Plus, Win $50 Amazon Gift Card!

  1. Lol. You ladies went there, but I completely agree. A post-puberty husband is a good thing.

  2. I gave him the grotesque version of what possibly awaits him from over trimming (more like shaving). Think I might be clicking back on your photos as well while I wait it out. #nomanchildformeEW

  3. Unfortunately manscaping is a big thing where I live made popular by a stupid programme called ‘TOWIE’!!!

  4. What Genwar, he has arms?? I think it’s the lighting. At least I hope it is and not necrotic skin that’s about to fall off!

  5. Just so you know, after reading this, 1 day later, my man had an “incident” with a setting on his man-scaping equipment. I told him I was just reading about this…he was unimpressed. Now, so am I. #growitback #stopstaringatme

  6. Loving the new look ladies!! I have to agree with some of the ladies above, trimming can be nice, No need to be sucking on hair balls …

  7. Oh wow.. Well… Personally, I love my hubby and his choice to just trim. When we first got married he did shave and ended up nicking his “knob” and we didn’t have sex for a week. Lesson learned. Poor guy.
    I think a completely shaved netherregion is just odd. But whatever floats your boat. =]

  8. This was great! My thoughts? It doesn’t need to be bare, but I ask my husband be considerate about what I’m, ahem, getting into 😉

  9. Oh, man, I’ve been single for 19 years and really have no opinion on manscaping except cringing. Can I copy almost all of these pics though? The guy with the strategically placed gun I won’t, but I may need the rest. Did I mention not one date for 19 years?

  10. I think you may be falling on the “old” side of a generational divide, but I’m ok with that, because I do too. 😉

  11. I read this at work… and really shouldn’t have with all those pictures. Ha! Living life on the edge!

  12. I loved this ridiculous conversation about manscaping! I am not a fan of the manscaping but, I like it when it’s trimmed all nice. I just hate it when I get a faceful of pubes…or mouthful.

  13. I’m a fan of trimming, though. Go ahead and keep the follicle by not shaving, but there’s no need for a furry forest of pubes. Love the redesign!

We LOVE comments!