Ginger:” I have no idea who that is, but that doesn’t change my mind about the no-no hole. I mean, there is nothing worse than reading a good book with a steamy love scene, where all the sudden someone sticks their finger up the other person’s no-no hole. Kills the mood, and makes me want to throw my Kindle.”
Spank: “What if it’s not a finger?”
Ginger: *pauses to avoid gagging* “That’s even worse. Owwww. I call it a no-no hole for a reason. No back door passes for me. Nuh uh. No way. Not gonna happen.”
Spank: “There are some men that get a free pass.”
Ginger: “I’m not even gonna ask. No seriously, if you’re reading a steamy love scene and someone sticks their finger up the no-no hole, that doesn’t affect you one bit?”
Spank: “Oh it affects me.”
Ginger: O_o “Okay, I was reading this one story. During the love scene the guy stuck his finger up the girl’s no-no hole and after they were done, they fell asleep. Did the guy wash and disinfect his finger before falling asleep??? Does he know there is e.coli on his finger?”
Spank: “Did you ever think it’s finger-licking good?”
Ginger: *ignores that question* “I mean, he could give himself (or her) pink eye if he didn’t disinfect his finger after!!
Spank: “PINK EYE!!! hahahahaha. That’s what you’re concerned about?!”
Ginger: “That’s just one of MANY concerns about business with the no-no hole”.
Spank: “Good sex is supposed to be dirty.”
Ginger: ” *sigh* Well if someone insists on getting “dirty” with the no-no hole, the least they can do is wear Shittens.
Spank: “What the Hell are Shittens?”
Ginger: “They’re disposable wipes in the shape of mittens, for keeping your hands sanitary while dealing with poo.
They even wrote a song about it.”
Spank: “Now I’ve seen everything.”