Ginger: “Hey Spank, it’s the 10th Anniversary of us blogging together and we also now have over 10K followers on our FB Page. I think that’s cause for a celebration and a giveaway, don’t you?:
Spank: “Will there be alcohol? snickers Of course, there will be alcohol…. in fact, I’m already drunk.”
Ginger: “Oh I love when you’re drunk. Or is it you love when I’m drunk? I can’t remember. You’re better at hiding the fact that you’re drunk better than I am.”
Spank: “I’m a real professional, Ginger. Wait….What are we celebrating again? Oh yeah…. Ten years of Spank and Ginger. That’s a lifetime, if you’re 10.”
Ginger: “It’s like a decade if you count in English.”
Ginger: “Ten years ago was 2008. Twilight was about to be released. We started Twilightheaded to simultaneously express and mock our love for Twilight. Mr. Ginger was mixing the sound for the movie and feeding us inside scraps to keep us happy.”
Spank: “blink blink It was the best of times. In a way, that time of our live is frozen. Like a cold, wet thing….”
Ginger: “I don’t really like any cold, wet thing…”
Spank: “…or sparkly vampires who say their vegetarians when they eat meat. But what we DO like are our followers. Even those who may live in Aberdeen and sparkle.”
Ginger: “Yes we do love all our followers, especially Scottish ones that sparkle. Sparkle makes everything better. Now who would ever have thought we’d ever have 10K followers?? Should we celebrate? Dance a little jig? Or should we do something for our followers?”
Spank: “The jig? Why do that when you’re a world renowned belly dancer and I can do the Thriller dance better than The King of Pop himself.”
Ginger: “Good point. To be fair, alcohol is to blame for the wide spread knowledge of my belly dancing skills. I now know not to consume 7 lemon drops on an empty stomach. Doesn’t matter how much like candy they taste.”
Ginger: “Did you know, Spank, some of our followers have been following us since the Twilightheaded days???I think they deserve something special, don’t you?”
Ginger: “Yep, that’s right! TEN followers will win a $25 Amazon gift card.
Good Luck Everyone!!!