Spank: Hey Ginger, what are you getting Mr. G for Valentine’s Day?
Ginger: I know what I WON’T be getting him… a chocolate mold of my anus!
Spank: That’s not an exception to the no-no rule since it’s chocolate?… Continue reading
Ginger: According to Urban Dictionary, the top definition of Manscaping is….
Spank: Did you hear that? That was Mr. Webster shaking in his boots:
Definition of BOOT
1: a fitted covering (as of leather or rubber) for the foot and usually reaching above the ankle
2: an instrument of torture used to crush the leg and foot
But we are here today to examine a very specific form of manscaping. … Continue reading
The Story and Origin of Spank and Ginger:
Ginger: In 2006 we met online as fellow adoption bloggers, who at the time went by Laura & Julie, and both adopted a child from Ethiopia that year.
Spank: Actually, G and I had a mutual admiration society with our blogs. … Continue reading
(originally published at Gingersnaps in the Morning
The No-No Hole
Ginger: This is my term for your butt hole and is self-explanatory regarding my my feeling about it.
Spank: “No, go ahead and explain it. Tell us how you really feel.”
Ginger: “I feel like there is only one use for the no-no hole. … Continue reading
Ginger: “Hey Spank, I know we have our own blogs, but what do you think about resurrecting ‘The Spank and Ginger Show’ Blog where we can do reviews of books and giveaways?”
Spank: “I dunno, G…. Are you sure we’re not too busy neglecting our other blogs?”
Ginger: “Sure!… Continue reading